anti-vax vaccine for autism

Is there anybody in the audience who does not like vaccines — like you're concerned about the way they're regulated and you suspect that maybe they have adverse side effects causing autism

No judgment, no judgment

I appreciate your skepticism, but

What if you were told there is a vaccine for autism?

Would that A: change your mind B: make you do a little bit more research or still not trust them because what if it cures the autism and just gives you a new autism?

If you think that question is stupid

You should know I am vaccinated

I was vaccinated as a baby, and I have never had the measles

But I have had the cooties

Because I've never been fast enough to outrun the girls.