foot kink feet coming to terms

I have a foot kink

And I was afraid of telling people about it

So instead I'd just lock my neck and never look down

—- Then I came to terms with it When a woman I was dating told me that like half of the men out there like feet

And I know that was anecdotal evidence. She dated other weirdos — cool.

—- I don't want people to feel uncomfortable when I say I like feet

Like I'll still look at them

But I won't be weird about it

Come on — I can get horny, there's a war

(Cool thing about that joke is I can make it any time)