insecure man penetration test cybersecurity

I'm so insecure that if you hired a cyber security company to run a penetration test

They wouldn't even do any tech stuff. They would just bring a strap on and suggest they could put it inside of me.

You know — if you're a company and you're worried that you're not secure, you hire a cyber security company to run what's called a penetration test. Evaluate how secure your firewall is. Can anybody get in?

If you wanna run a penetration test on a man

Hi, pretty lady — have her suggest that he gets pegged

He either likes pegging, or he is horribly insecure

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Being insecure as a man is weird because all I can do is better myself

Our parents did cocaine and owned homes.

I snorted Nasanex and I ride my bike everywhere.

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If you're an insecure woman, people are like, "easy access to a beautiful woman. No way!"

But if you're an insecure man, people are like, "ew; Men were easy without the insecurity. Now it's just sad."

People don't want a man unless there is at least one man or woman guarding the man's virginity with an axe.