bipolar bin laden diagnosis marriage

I have ADHD, but not like your regular ADHD.

I have the type of ADHD that's also bipolar 2.

Bipolar 2 is the good one

I know it's the good one because it's not the one Kanye has

Bipolar 2 feels like the sequel no one asked for

But somehow it's better than the original

Bipolar on mood stabilizers is way different than bipolar without mood stabilizers

Like with mood stabilizers That just means my kitchen sink is unreasonably clean

Without? - I will buy a filming rig and use it once - I will cry when watching Interstellar

But mood stabilizers are great

Life is so different now. It's better

Is this what it's like to vibe?

I know they work because all my friends noticed

"David you seem really chill right now. Lamictal?"

Women like surprises, that's why I wait as long as I can to tell them I'm bipolar

It takes a really long time to diagnose bipolar.

On average, it takes 10 years to diagnose bipolar.

For context, that is about how long it took us to find Bin Laden.

So it kind of feels like I've just been hiding Bin Laden this entire time.

My therapist is Seal Team 6

Just leaving the room: "we got him boys"

Obama giving a speech: "After 10 years of searching, we have discovered that David was indeed bipolar. And we dispatched it with mood stabilizers"

"Now let me be clear. This would have not been possible without the help of the US taxpayer"

Sometimes I wonder if Bin Laden was undiagnosed bipolar 2

Because what if half the time he was actually a really fun hang

I kind of wish I got married before this diagnosis

Because now I need to disclose that I have this thing before I get married

Convincing someone to get married to me, knowing I have bipolar

Feels like selling a house that is 100% haunted

I'm selling you the house from Pet Semetary

"Beautiful home, old strong bones, great architecture, but yes — It was built on top of a Native American burial ground"

I have Bipolar, ADHD, and asthma

And I also went to an all boys Jewish private school and I'm pretty anxious around women

Have you ever felt like you were let down by nature and nurture?

Nature vs nurture? More like nature and nurture vs me

Did you hear about the bipolar cow

He was on Moooood stabilizers

I've been sweetening the deal for marriage

I read this book called "She Comes First"

Whenever my future wife thinks about leaving me, I want her to think

"He cares so much about me (or the concept of me) that he read"

How are you going to leave a man who is willing to read?

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I have bipolar

And I want to get married

And I feel like because I have this bipolar diagnosis, I have to make it worthwhile to whoever I want to spend my life with

I have to be as awesome as I am bipolar

So I read a book on how to make a woman cum

So I'm actually really good at eating pussy

But here's the thing —

I don't go down on a woman to make her cum

I do it to compensate for mental illness

I gotta eat pussy so good she doesn't institutionalize me

I'll make her pancakes

Would you like some syrup with those pancakes that make you forget that I had a tantrum last night