stilts tall jokes structurally unstable

Yeah the elephant in the room: I'm tall.

A lot of people like to ask me if I play pro ball I still can't dunk

The weather up here? Windy.

I love being tall. Everyone seems way more attracted to me. I'm not even insecure anymore. I'm just unstable, structurally speaking

So um, I gotta say this quick because my girlfriend is in the bathroom, but: