sperm market dating market height requirement

I've been thinking about going into the sperm industry.

The sperm market looks a lot like the dating market.

No not that part of dating. Apparently, it's hard to sell your sperm if you're not at least 6ft tall.

First basketball, now this? There go my dreams of going pro.

I'm business-oriented so I'll just manage a team and play with myself for the love of the game.

Sperm bank doesn't sound right though. It's not going to accrue in interest if I leave it there.

We definitely shouldn't be hinting to the average man that if you save enough of it, you can start a business.