competitive baby breakdancing league

Okay, hear me out.

Competitive baby break dancing league.

Or BBL for short.

I saw a video of this two-year-old, still wearing diapers, doing some of the best breakdancing I've ever seen.

It was really good. So I thought what most reasonable men would think in that situation. "we could make so much money off of this."

Seeing a baby do a windmill, I just knew there was an opportunity to advertise

"Gerber life insurance, for when you don't have the genetics to support a 2 year old redbull athlete"

This is really just me being silly. I think that it's wrong to bring child labor exploitation to a dystopian level, but also if I found out I had the opportunity, and my parents chose to send me to Jewish nursery instead, I'd rather have been aborted.

Before, I'd never be excited to see pictures of your baby, but now? Your baby is on my fantasy starting lineup.

How crazy would it be to be able to earn enough money at that age? Enough money to put your parents in a home and you're not even 3.

I think we should invest only in babies doing sports. Let's get excited when our friends have kids. There's a new draft coming up.

But if you put them on the bachelor, and dress up 25 toddlers, that's really good TV imo