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man faking orgasm greatest magic trick

If you ask a woman if she's faked an orgasm, the answer is probably yes If you ask a guy if he's faked an orgasm, the answer is maybe

Because somewhere out there, a man pulled off the greatest magic trick ever

—- I have some friends who are lesbian stunt women

They are everything I wanna be

They're good at eating pussy and they can do backflips?

That's everything I've wanted to do with my life since I hit puberty. I just didn't know you could do both.

Honestly, I don't know why any woman would like a man unless he could do both of those things

—- There are men who don't like using condoms but still use mattress protectors

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