spooky house cant be homeowner without partner check perimeter

I've been staying in this house by myself

And I realized

I cannot be a homeowner

Not until I have a partner

I get why people wait until they're married to buy a home

It's easier to be at ease when you don't have to check the perimeter by yourself

I think that's why we have so many adult roommates

It's because living in a home is scary

Living in a house is scary because you are on the ground floor