masturbate instead write a joke instagram viral

I never know what's gonna go viral on instagram

And viral for me is 200 likes but still

Sometimes I'll share a joke I really like and it'll get 6 likes

And sometimes I'll talk at the camera talking about papa John's pizza and how it's a great sleep aid all of a sudden everyone's like "YEAH. It is"

The stupidest things go viral which is why you can't trust anything you see online

I'm afraid this file is gonna get so big. So this is a file I started where I wrote a joke every time I wanted to touch myself and I didn't

(Scrolls)* I haven't felt the touch of a man in so long

Every time I picture myself touching myself,

I get turn eh. Not on, not off. Just ehhh