Hitler threesome Eva Braun Jewish astrophysicist

Hitler had a threesome with Eva Braun and a Jewish super model who knew astrophysics and was a virgin. She was like Fran Drescher meets Einstein.

And it was so beautiful that Hitler regretted what he'd done. He was born again and decided to end it and Eva Braun took off her wig finally. The time travel mission to kill Hitler at the right time was a success.

Eva Braun's real name was Jenny Cage, the great great great granddaughter of Nicolas Cage.