tim the time machine salesman rolex george bush

Hi

I'm Tim. I'm a Time Machine salesman.

I sell time machines to whoever needs them, WHENEVER they need them.

I only sell things I believe in, and I BELIEVE in this Time Machine.

This here, is the Rolex of time machines.

How can I confidently say this? It's because this is literally a Rolex.

The Rolex infinity is the Ferrari of Rolexes.

I've sold this bad boy to many folk who just needed a break. George bush? He needed a boost to win against Bob Dole.