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squirrels hiding nuts nut thieves

I love the noun "nut" I also love the verb "nut"

—- Squirrels hide nuts to prepare for winter

So when they run out of food they can grab some from the nut cache — which is a GREAT term

So during the winter time, it is VITAL that the squirrel gets their nut

They also hide them because there is a big stealing problem in the squirrel community

So they hide their stash to foil the nut thieves — also the name of my band — we steal your girl and as a result,

Your nut

—- Some men get mad when the woman they are with fakes an orgasm

Why are you mad? She is being polite

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