what can audience do for me follow bubbi not a doctor

The audience could follow me on instagram

The audience can tell my bubbi it's okay that I'm not a doctor

The audience can fall madly in love with me, until one semi-lucky supermodel is amenable to a first, second, then 3rd date; then we get married. That's what my mom hopes will happen anyway

The audience could buy extra drinks to make me look good to the club owners, and then hopefully the beer goggles kick in.

The audience could laugh so hard that I forget I'm alone.