crowd work reject myself before anyone else can

At the top of the show, I'm usually very nervous and I was thinking if one of you wants to help me not be so nervous you can come out and kiss me

No, no takers

That's OK. What I do is I actually take the opportunity to reject myself before anyone else gets a chance to.

Let you guys... you know, maybe somebody would've come up there. He just rejected himself too fast. And that is a wonderful illusion to start this show on because there are gonna be a lot of things that could happen that won't because I will bail too early.

Sometimes you'll hear about a school teacher sleeping with one of her students and I gotta be honest — what that teacher is doing is wrong. She is essentially ruining the curve for the rest of the class.