breakdancers L train condom

I'm afraid of the L train because sometimes it gets stuck with another train in front of it and I'm afraid I'm going to be stuck watching breakdancers for a while

Worse, I'm afraid of actually starting to like it

Because I'm broke and I can't support a breakdancer

It's like, the reason I wear a condom is so I don't bring any breakdancers into this world

If I start enjoying breakdancing, I want you to drink some red bull and throw me off a cliff, and don't give me any red bull so I can't save myself and fly