doctor naps sleep deprived drunk

I want a doctor who takes naps

They say if you're sleep deprived, it's like being drunk.

Listen, I either want a drunk doctor who's funny or a doctor who's willing to respond with "hold on. I need to take a quick Power Nap and then we'll talk about these test results"

And then when he comes back

"Okay I'm ready to go over your options, and I'm afraid we just can't undo the circumcision"

Robot doctor has illegible handwriting, and that's why we trust it to do medicine