californians are everywhere

Californians are everywhere which is odd considering we came out west on the 1800s. Enough gold and you'd want to fuck even if you're an asexual on mars. (Yee haw)

Irony: 1 in 8 Americans Is Californian; I go out and see maybe 64 people on a good day out, so I 8 Californians a day. That's crazy; they're everywhere.