former virgin bad at sex renovation

Because he doesn't realize that you need to build an orgasm like you renovate a house

First you gotta know where you're going. What's an orgasm look like? That's helpful information

And then you gotta knock shit down and fuck shit up

And then you gotta steadily build that finished countertop. Unrelated, but a nice place helps

And then you gotta stay consistent and finish the job. I cannot emphasize how important this bit is.

Some men think that they can get away with going Tasmanian devil the entire time, like I don't need tools, I can hammer this nail in with my hands.

Which brings me to my next point, toys help, and I'm not saying that because you need them, but you think your contractor is gonna take the hardest route to completion