beards gay women trim

These women in relationships with gay guys.

I never understood why we call them beards.

It just doesn't really make sense to me.

Because what if she has a beard?

It's just — it'd be a weird thing to call her.

Someone's like "oh, yeah, she's a beard."

"No, no, she HAS a beard.

She's more than that."

Trim her beard, don't beard your trim.

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Yeah, you trim your beard, you've got a neat beard.

Well, if you beard your trim,

you should come out of the closet.