girl code vs guy code military recon
Clap it up if you follow girl code or guy code
Or non-binary code
Or binary code… 01010001
Girl code, in a nutshell, is protect your girlies
"She means everything to me" "And that's why I snuck an AirTag in her backpack"
Guy code, in a nutshell, is help the homies get it in
"If he dies he dies"
—- The way I see it, girls and guys are 2 separate units in the same military
Girls are recon
Girls are gathering information like they're all in the NSA. "We assembled a dossier on your John Doe. See page 6 for old pictures with his ex. You're hotter than her." "We'll be tracking your location the whole way" "If you have any trouble, go to the extraction point"
Guys are like (Breach!)
—- Girls are like "Call me when you get home" Guys are like "You better not come home"
Girls are like "tell me everything" Guys are like "what happened at the end"
Girls are like "I hope she's safe" Guys are like "if he dies he dies" "Let the boy die, and let the man live"
—- Before a date, a guy will show his friends his phone for a moment and he'll get a "niceeee"
Before a date, a girl will show her friends the guy on her phone, and they'll be like "hold on" "I'm pulling up his profile on my phone…"
1 has his Instagram Another called his mom And for some reason, one girl has his Social Security number