backflip everyone wants you to do it

#concept #undeveloped

When you learn to backflip everyone assumes you want to do it all the time. And that's frustrating.

That's like saying you want me to work for free

That's like saying "do this thing, and I'll love you" but then you realize that not all backflips are created equal.

And then when you don't do it, the room just fizzles out like "mmm (silence)"