ADHD diagnosed at 6 bullied drug dealer

I was diagnosed with ADHD at 6 years old

And that doesn't make sense to me

Because

You know what a 6 year old with ADHD is like? A regular 6 year old!

My doctor was renowned — most probably neurologist in Sleepy Hollow

You know the place, the origin of the headless horseman?

But yeah she looked at me, had me play with circles, tapped my knee and was like:

Here's a controlled substance

I got bullied a lot growing up

Which taught me that you can bully the adderall plug

I thought being the resident Jewish drug dealer would mean I was safe

But nope,

I had to sell my adderall at a discount

Which went against every fiber of my being

And then for some reason; they would pay me a premium to do their homework

Why did they need the adderall?

They just made it harder for me to do their homework

I did pretty well. I was on the dean's list in high school

and so was everybody who paid me to do their homework

So I was on the dean's list a few times over