condom subscription amazon optimist

I'm such an optimist I purchased an Amazon condom subscription.

Did you know you could do that?

I was checking out on Amazon with a 36 pack.

I was feeling myself and when I started to check out, Amazon prompted me "Would you like to make this a subscription KING?"

I've not had sex 36 times in the last 4 years combined but yeah!

I thought maybe if I just had all these condoms ready, the universe would deliver.

One of those "if you build it, they will come" type situations. Or maybe at least I will.

1 month goes by I get my second box of condoms

I still had my first box Unopened

5 months went by before I gave up.

210 condoms.

I used 2. And that's only because the first one broke.

I recently purchased a subscription for condoms from Amazon that sends me 36 condoms a month. I'm not sure what's more unrealistic. The idea that I'll fuck 36 times in a month, or that I'll wear a condom even once