boobs vs dragons treasure

I like boobs as much as I liked dragons when I was 10 years old

And I think the only difference between dragons and boobs

Is that dragons guard treasure

And boobs are treasure

— Dragons are a lot like boobs

You can use your imagination even if you've never seen a dragon

It's a giant lizard with wings that can fly

And by the way, important detail

It can breathe fire

Whatever I'm picturing is awesome

—- You know what's crazy about boobs?

They aren't even the most amazing thing about women

I think the most amazing thing about women is that they are different from men

If the world were just men, bitcoin would be worth a million dollars

But because women are around, the price of bitcoin will never surpass the price of a high tier wedding

—- Sometimes I feel bad for looking at boobs

Because she has beautiful eyes too

It's just

Boobs

Are more beautiful than the most beautiful eyes