Boobs are like dragons

Sometimes I'll give a woman the ick and a I'll realize- and a moment will pass

and I'll be like "no wait give it back"

You can't have that.

My great grandmother gave me that. It's been in our family for generations.

and it was seized by the nazis at Treblinka, and my bubbi she risked her life to get it back.

So please please give me back my ick