yeshiva vs software engineering arguing rabbis arguing with code

I used to spend all day arguing with rabbis "Do you agree with me on this god thing?" "I don't know!"

I'm a software engineer so these days I spend all day arguing with myself in front of a computer "Why won't this code compile?" "I don't know!"

So not much has changed.

I work for doctors making medical calculators; my mother tells me she thinks I'm just teasing her.

She tells me she wants to be able to tell her friends that I was a doctor instead of awkwardly explaining what a medical calculator is.