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The talk with my dad was short.

"Respect women."

No clues about what to do when they want to be disrespected.

No mention of self-respect, or how to put on a condom, or that condoms are a compromise and not an ideal, and why we put them on anyway.

But back then I had a small dick so I had one question. "What if my penis is too small?" And he responds "It's all in how you use it. Don't worry." But he didn't tell me how to use it!

He gave me such little information that everything I did is totally on me. Like the time a dominatrix from Staten Island put a toothbrush up my ass. That's on me.

But mostly I read a lot about sex and how it works and it turns out… That books can only teach you where to look and what to expect, but nothing prepares you for intimacy like