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2 year old toddlers talking about god

What if a 2 year old was sentient and asking adult questions while all the other two year olds were talking like one

Where? At nursery. When? During nap time.

Toddler A: I can't sleep. I have questions about God. The Rebbetzin explained: "Hashem is here, Hashem is there, Hashem is Truly Everywhere." But what's he look like?

Toddler B: I don't wanna nap. I wanna lick this floor some more.

Toddler A: My first guess is that he's a Chinese man in a business suit. I saw him on a Haggadah. That's God is on the Haggadah, right?

Toddler B: Why are there boogers in my pockets? Shouldn't they be in my nose? Let's put them back there.

Toddler A: I'm just saying, if this is the most important lesson we're gonna learn, shouldn't we be able to ask a question after we sing.

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