arguing with rabbis boss battle

Arguing with a rabbi is like a boss battle you know you're going to lose because it's kind of hard to argue a case along the premise of one religion is the absolute basis for moral truth.

So you fight back with quips like "There's no way god wants me to do any one thing in particular" — it's not like god is hoping I'll become a rabbi. I'm 50% (13/26) rabbi by virtue of going to jewish private school until I was 18 and then going to Israel for a year. Every year I become less of a rabbi and more of a confused handsome man.

And eventually the rabbi gets tired. You won!

But then they just schedule another meeting with the next rabbi who will try to talk sense into you

Me vs the elders