addicted to carrots crowd bit

#concept #undeveloped

Put my finger in my mouth — it's gonna seem sexual but it's really not — and explain to the crowd that I'm addicted to carrots and I've been trying to quit. Draw a bunch of parallels between quitting carrots and smoking.

Then somebody in the crowd says "I got a carrot if you want one" and I take it — pull out a bag of carrots and start eating them while doing other material.

Then offer people carrots one by one and insist we bite the carrot at the same time. Go through the whole audience until we all bite the carrot at the same time — create this massive carrot sound.