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dating waiting until marriage to get pegged

So I grew up in this somewhat Jewish family — which means I had to learn a lot about dating on the go. And on my own. Now I've learned enough at this point that I can get laid as long as I don't open my mouth.

But now I'm at the point where I'm trying to learn more about what I like and quite frankly I still haven't gotten over this idea of waiting until marriage. Like I'd love to get pegged, but I'm waiting until marriage. Ladies, just know that every fella is probably willing, but you need to put a ring on it first. And fellas, just know that if she proposes, you're getting pegged as a married man

—- I can't hit on a woman who just got out of a relationship

It's too complicated emotionally for them and I wouldn't blame them if they couldn't really commit to something with me

But also, I can't commit to a woman who is in a relationship, especially if that relationship is with me

—- Sometimes I wish I could go into the women's restroom

I mean, I can theoretically

But it would be cool to be able to go there and for it to not be a big deal

In the men's restroom that extra space is dedicated to urinals

There's a whole section of the men's restroom that is dedicated to holding your dick

I wish I could go to the women's restroom because I like to sit down when I pee anyway

And that's my problem with urinals

I'm being forced to hold my dick

And plan on it

I didn't plan on it

Now I gotta wash my hands before I use the bathroom AND after

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