tears and cum crying equal volume healthier men

I think men would be so much healthier if we cried tears equal in volume to the amount that we cum

Crying is a proper emotional release. I feel better after I cry.

After I cum, I want a cigarette and another cigarette

But it's harder to cry

Every time I try to cry, I look like I'm trying to cum (beat)

Every time I want to cry, I just end up cumming

You can't solve sadness with jergen's