horny resume dating vs job hunting

Horny resume. It's a lot like filling out a resume when you're looking for a job because you NEED one. You're willing to say all sorts of things to get that job. Yeah I'm proactive. I'll call in late, I'll bring in flowers, I'll sleep with the boss. And leading into that job offer, you feel like you're in love. And then you get the gig and you follow through and you get paid, and you're just left feeling like a cheap slut. I can't believe I did all that for just a paycheck

I do the same thing on tinder, I totally embellish and make it seem like I'm good for the job. No I'm super well adjusted emotionally

Things we say to ladies and potential employees: I'm well adjusted emotionally I've got good time management skills I'm willing to go the extra mile I have hobbies