heelies good time accidental pregnancy

Heelies are how I communicate that I am both a good time and an accidental pregnancy

Heelys are a product of capitalism. The duality of capitalism can be shown with heelys and cigarettes. Two sides of the same coin

I think statistically, heelys are more dangerous than both cigarettes and sky diving. The mortality rate of cigarettes is frightening but not nearly as scary as how many people die from heelys

If you haven't heard about it, it's because Big Heely doesn't want you to know

Heelys fixes the height problem and creates another problem: I'm now too cool to date.

I wear heelys on first dates because I don't want a second date if they don't want to roll off into the sunset.

Heelies are great if you're a child of divorce and you missed out on your childhood

I used to have heelies as a 9 year old. And one time my babysitter took us from New York to Washington DC. Nothing weird about that. Very normal thing when your parents could care less if you were around.

Bit: Roll back and forth listing traits of someone who wears heelys. - playful - Intelligent - Good spatial awareness - Sex appeal

I don't care if I bomb, I'm having so much fun up here