one liner file shaq gummies happy ending noodles

I recently went to the grocery and discovered Shaq gummies.

Now just like so many women in the 80s

you too

could have a little bit of Shaq in your mouth

So I was getting a happy ending at this Asian place And then I realized, they have noodles too?

I got a happy ending at this Asian place: Chicken lomein

I was getting a happy ending at this Asian place They also had noodles So I got a happier ending

I read this book about how to make a woman cum.

That answers THAT question; I prefer the book more than the movie

I think we should get in the habit of showing people our online dating profiles in person.

"Here's how attractive I believe I am"

I think it's weird when women call men brunettes. It's not brunette. It's brunet.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar

Those were my parents. My mom was a reformed rabbi and my dad was a very open minded priest